The legend, in case you haven't heard it before, usually goes something like this: "My [brother/buddy/cousin] was in [Chicago/New York/Los Angeles] a couple years ago, just walking around, when all of a sudden some guy runs up from behind him and [gives him a bear hug/puts his hands over his eyes/puts him in a headlock and gives him a noogie]. So he spins around and it's freaking Bill Murray, man. Bill Murray! From Ghostbusters, man! No, no—the tall one. You know, he was in Caddyshack? Anyway, Murray looks at my [brother/buddy/cousin] right in the eye, and says, 'No one will ever believe you.' And then he just walks away! How nuts is that, dude?!"